Ways to Annoy People

⚠ follow these at your own risk ⚠

ask too many stupid questions.
repeat everything someone says.
drum on every surface.
sing their least favorite song when they are doing something important.
wake a person who is asleep and say you were just checking if they were alive.
when someone looks away while using their computer, press ctrl+t. it will open multiple tabs on their screen.
interrupt people when they are talking and then try to complete their sentences.
answer only in quotes.
call a random number and tell them that they have won a cruise ticket and the captain of the ship is captain hook.
call your close friend every half an hour to report what you are doing.
pretend to be Sherlock Holmes for a day
Pretend you have an imaginary friend.
change their contact names to characters from a book or movie.
talk about yourself nonstop.
holler random numbers when someone is trying to count.
TYPE IN ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS.
set alarms at random times.
pretend you have gone completely deaf.
in a crowded place, gasp and look up. see how many people look.
do A.R.M.Y chants at the top of your lungs. especially in front of k pop haters.
ignore ignore ignore
spam someone with lame memes
listen to music without headphones
sing wrong lyrics to someone's favourite song
quote Shakespeare
complain about insignificant things
leave random notes in other languages all over the house
make weird sound affects.
make dad jokes.
Be flawless at everything.
just be yourself. (it works for me)